What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?